We'll get back to the menu shortly, but anyone who enters The Siren cannot (and will not) ignore the interior of the insane restaurant. Print college Everywhere, luxurious details, large mirrors, sparkling glasses, and a bar that resembles a work of art. You immediately enter a sophisticated lounge where literally everything is quite over the top, and that works wonders. Coat and bag in the cloakroom (so much nicer than being crammed over your chair) and the Maître d' walks with you to your table. Oohs and aahs along the way, not a dull moment, and once you arrive at your table, another 10-point moment: finally, a place where you're not sitting on the neighbor's lap. And then the fun hasn't even begun: you're immediately seated at the table. press for champagne button pointed at your table. Tried and tested: He works. The champagne cart is fantastic, and the finest champagnes are available by the glass (Ruinard is our all-time favorite). Prefer a cocktail? That's also great: there's a carefully curated cocktail menu: classics with a touch of irony and creative gems.